Can I Borrow Some Money?

This full sized replica of the Iron Throne from Game of Thrones will run me $30,000 plus $1800 in shipping. But look at these details:

• Dimensions: Height: 7'2", Depth: 5'11", Width: 5'5"
• Made Of: Hand finished, hand painted fiberglass throne. Fire rated resin.
• Weight: 350 pounds

How can ya say no to helping with this? I'll even let ya have plenty of chances to sit on it. Every third weekend, for one hour.
Any donations are welcome and appreciated.