After watching the abysmal Three Musketeers from last year, I wanted to hurt something. I felt like punching a cute cuddly puppy, that's how bad it was. The one redeeming factor? The gorgeous Milla Jovovich (another lady that I argue with others over). Though not right next to her, I have actually seen her in person and she was even hotter. Proving that less can indeed be more, the lovely Milla Jovovich is happily accepted into the club.