Monday, January 4, 2010

Illegal in 46 States

Dear Diary,
Today I saw Avatar and the only thing I remember was all the blue sex. I feel dirty. I don't know how this movie got passed the sensors. James Cameron should feel ashamed. I know I do. But just to make certain, I'm gonna go see it in 3D tomorrow.

Love Always,


  1. I know Avatar is a futuristic film of earth. However, I wish to point out that Avatar is also futuristic look how Smurfs will evolve and come to look like. The reason that the Naiti don't wear clothes is because tailor smurf was killed by Gargumel and no one else ever learned how to sew.

  2. ..... I wish that didnt make as much sense as it does

  3. Actually, The Naiti are what happened if you chew the blueberry gum and then get sent to the taffy pulling room.

  4. Wait, I'm confused. The smurfs ate blueberry gum and were put into a taffy puller?

  5. It's what was going to happen had the show not been canceled. And here I thought that was a common fact...