I was looking through one of those "What Does Your Man Really Mean..." articles tonight, which I shouldn't have because all they ever do is piss me off with how wrong they have me pinned, and this time some lady (I assume they're written by women with how wrong they usually are. Bazinga) got one right. When the idea of a Star Wars obsession came up, this was the response:
"Star Wars is like Dirty Dancing for dudes. Nobody puts Chewbacca in a corner, okay?"
Hey, it's not very poetic but it's the damn truth.