Clif-Notes: Drive Angry 3D

Anyone who has seen a trailer for this mess knows that it's not gonna be a good movie. It's Nic Cage and it's cheese. Then again, it's Nic Cage and it's cheese! This movie was amazing! It reminded me of Shoot 'Em Up in the point that people in this movie knew exactly what they were making. They knew they had Nic Cage and they knew they were making a movie about a dude who breaks outta Hell, and kills a bunch of ass-clowns to save his grandbaby.
Front to back, this movie was nothing but pure fun. While bangin' some chick, Nic Cage is asked why he doesn't get naked for it
"I never disrobe before a gunfight."
He then proceeds to shoot and kill a group of hicks, all while the naked chick clings to him. F-ing amazing. And I can't begin to tell you how funny William Fichtner is as The Accountant. He was easily the best part.
Absolutely stupid and absolutely awesome. Do yourself a favor and see this movie.