Miss Carpenter is here for one reason: Debra Morgan. While she has a weird beauty to me (including a slightly lazy eye...), the character Deb Morgan from Showtime's Dexter wins me over. She's a tough as nails, take no shit kinda woman. And I curse in respect of her. Her foul mouth is the kinda talk that puts sailors to shame and it's a huge part of why she's hot to me. That and her amazing body. While her teletubbies may not be the largest ever, her tight, flat stomach makes 'em that much more eye-catching. Watch the show at some point. Hopefully you see what I mean.