Monday, December 27, 2010

Shhhh! Don't Tell Anyone!

For the last few months or so, I have been sleeping like shit. My neck has been stiff and hurts to turn to the right. I wake up not being able to lift my right arm higher than my chest and my right wrist hurts to try to fully bend and sometimes hurts doing nothing. So with family in town, I decided to let my hippie sister give me some acupuncture (she is actually licensed and has a degree in Eastern Herbs and Medication or something). I think it's a bunch of voodoo nonsense. Or at least I thought.
After an hour and testing and checking my aura and chi and putting ten pins in me (1 in the left hand, 3 in the right hand, 2 in each foot, 1 a bit under my right knee and 1 in my neck) she said my channels should be more open and I should start feeling better and an hour after she took them all out, I do. My neck doesn't hurt and my right wrist popped for the first time in I-don't-know-how-long. I don't think it will ever cure my diabetes like she says it can but my body already feels better so I will take back most of what I have said about acupuncture. Just don't tell my family that. Cuz I still don't like hippies.

1 comment:

  1. First of all, quit dissing on the hippies. You protest to much to not want to be one. Second of all, I knew those dreams would get to ya eventually.