I found myself listening to Disney music today and I came across some realizations that confound me. First, why are all the good songs the ones by the female characters? And why are those the ones I know the most? Sure we have Go The Distance from Hercules and I"ll Make A Man Out Of You from Mulan but that's really it. Other than that we have... what? Hakuna Matata? I Just Can't Wait To Be King? Disney is known for their princesses so I suppose I can't really be too surprised. It's just weird for me to sing lines like "who is that girl I see, staring strait back at me" and "bet ya on land, they understand that you don't reprimand their daughters. Bright young women, sick of swimming".
But the biggest problem that came to me was that I was trying to decide on whether Part Of Your World or A Whole New World was the better song. That's when things hit me. That's when I realized that there is a reason I am single and in my parents basement. I just do too many things that scare people away...
I think A Whole New World is much better. Though, I think the Part of Your World Reprise is possibly better than both.
ReplyDeleteDude, you're not single 'cuz you sing Disney tunes. You're single 'cuz you don't try. There are plenty of females who'd probably melt if you serenaded them with A Whole New World. If I knew any, I'd hook you up. Maybe you should just cruise around BYU-I singing Disney stuff and see who bites.
ReplyDeletehahahahah...this cracked me up I really did laugh out loud (the kids probathbly thought I was off my rocker). What Adam says is true sing A Whole New World to any girl and I'm sure she'd fall.
ReplyDeleteI song it at work to some guys. Does that count?...
ReplyDeleteNo Clif, that doesn't count. However, you singing love songs to guys might have more to do with your being single than you singing Disney songs. Unless of course you've joined the other team since the last time I knew.
ReplyDeleteDid you make 'em weak in the knees. If so, then I call that a "yes". Big Time.
ReplyDeleteI like to think that I make most everyone weak in the knees for one reason or another so that's a tough one to answer.
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